Portsmouth Steamer

see Pompey Steamer for method

Guy 1: That was a text book Portsmouth Steamer, please don't give me another thrashing!
Guy 2: Shut up and get what is coming to you
Guy 1: Nooooooooo......aaaaagh (fade to death)

by The Circle April 6, 2005

wasabi steamer

The Wasabi Steamer is a close-cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, but with a specific location and additional act. The Wasabi Steamer must be performed in a sushi bar. There must also be a generous application of wasabi paste directly to the anus of the performer prior to laying down the steamer.

When you visit Japan don't expect to see many Wasabi Steamers. They are reserved for very special occasions.

by DaisyGalaxies February 25, 2021

drop a steamer

To take a rather warm poop.

Brian after Pizza Hut likes to drop a steamer in my bathroom and it smells very bad.

by Dectheman123222 February 20, 2017

bed steamer

A bed steamer is someone who just had sex, falls asleep and begins to moan and sweat as if they are having better sex them they just did with you

Last night my husband pulled a bed steamer now I have to wash the sheets again

by GSpot manager May 14, 2015

Easter Steamer

An Easter egg on a pile of shit.

The excited boys and girls were not so happy to find their "Easter Steamer".

by giaty April 12, 2010

Sutton steamer

Sutton steamer is similar in meaning to the cleavland steamer only performed by the people of sutton in the isle.

John told me he gave her the old sutton steamer on their first date.

by Meetpetethemeat September 30, 2018

Holland steamer

A sexual act in which an apple pie is eaten before performing a blowjob.

"Last night that Virginia chick gave me a Holland steamer; I still have pie crust in my foreskin!"

by Madongola November 18, 2019