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shop thrifting

When a person tells a cashier at a store that the item they are purchasing is cheaper at another store when really it is not. Usually the purchaser makes up a fake cheaper price as to save money and not spend too much. Usually done at Wal-Mart.
That woman over there is shop thrifting, what a cheap bitch.
by J-Grizzle February 6, 2007
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Meat Shop

Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.
"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."
by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020
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Shop Zombie

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.
by Fussganger May 4, 2009
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Man Shopping

Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
by soaringeagles December 23, 2010
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relax and shop

Just chill out for now or don't worry about events over which you have no control. This comes from the advice given next to flights in departures, 'relax and shop' before a gate is confirmed. It describes what one should do in purgatory before events or decisions which could go either way, good or bad.
John: I'm really worried about those test results.

Marsha: Well, there's nothing you can do now, just relax and shop.
by Beclan November 5, 2010
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Christme Shopping

Christmas is on it's way, you've just bought gifts for all extended relatives and their dozen pets, isn't it time for a little personal splurging while you're out?
Simply put, going "Christme Shopping" is purchasing gifts exclusively for yourself - usually items that you know you aren't going to get otherwise, or could just be shopping for yourself around the holidays when the outlets are packed.
"Everyone else is looked after, time for a little Christme Shopping"
by Lerako November 27, 2012
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shopping bulemia

The cycle of shopping, feeling guilt, and returning your purchases.
Tanya: I have bought and returned the same sweater from Old Navy four times.
Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.
by W. T. January 9, 2010
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