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sasquatch snatch

noun - When her vagina looks like Cousin It.
guy one "Dude. That chick is so fucking hot! I'd tap that."

guy two "Man, she may have a rockin' bod and alot of sex appeal, but she's got that sasquatch snatch!"

guy one "Shit!!!"
by TheCheesecakeGuru June 14, 2012
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Russian Sasquatch

The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain
Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet

Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga
by Sexual Alien May 9, 2018
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Sasquatching

Walking off into the wilderness (typically mountainous forests) and trying NOT to be found. Anytime another person, or sign of civilization is encountered, you turn and walk the other direction.
Jae was completely exhausted from the week at work; all he could think about was getting out of the city and sasquatching all weekend.
by landgrabber November 6, 2020
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Sasquatch

A female that hits on another girl's man
"That sasquatch better check herself before I beat her ass"

"She hit on my man; she's such a fucking sasquatch"
by Conservative Dancer September 24, 2011
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Sasquatch

An unusually hairy person.
That Sasquatch needs to visit Bertha for a manscaping before he dares to destin; otherwise he will never be a bf and will end up like a poor scott.
by HardcoreRunner September 30, 2013
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Sasquatch

A Sasquatch is someone who many know as Manisha Shergill her nick name is Man SISHA and she is the ugliest of all the Sasquatch’s out there and simi is the prettiest of them all Sasquatch’s.
Wow thats an ugly Sasquatch’s right there why would Manisha do that
by MAN SISHA December 7, 2021
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Sasquatch

jen is such a sasquatch
by tinyevilhag May 6, 2022
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