Vampire Lube

When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.

OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!

by Serial Pisser June 4, 2023

gibby lube

WHATEVER IT IS.

GIBBY LUBE.

by GIBBYLUBE November 15, 2016

newb lube

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.

"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"

by tuffneck November 14, 2013

pussy lube

Sexual lubricants for sexual pleasure.

I got carded at the store when I bought some pussy lube.

by JJPLAY September 30, 2023

Hemoglobin Lube

Using period blood as lube.

“I’ll fuck the shit outta that bloody cunt, I don’t give a fuck. Use some hemoglobin lube!” - Jayson

by BUTT0N July 14, 2019

auto-lube

The female version of pitching a tent.

Nudity is only an art form if you don’t auto-lube when you see it.

by Smol Wunder February 2, 2020

Popping Lube

Masturbating with massive amounts of lubricants so that when you arrive you cant tell the difference between your jizz and the lube.

1."Dude I just popped lube like its my day job"

2."Bro I popped lube and had my sister clean it up... Told her i just spilled lotion... Ha"

3."Popping lube is the best thing since sliced bread"

by LubeBoy6969 July 26, 2013