by shake800 March 23, 2020
Get the Wuhan handshakemug. by Username18374829#93958 March 30, 2022
Get the Shawinigan Handshakemug. Establishing dominance by shaking another man’s hand with a handful of Lays BBQ, crushing those chips in the process.
by CVfive October 24, 2022
Get the chip handshakemug. A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.
I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.
by #Shitjustgotreal November 20, 2022
Get the The Hormel Handshakemug. 1: Damn, what’s that ambulance doing behind the car dealership at this time of night?
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!
2: Probably giving each other mayonnaise handshakes!
by Chloe_Renee June 29, 2023
Get the Mayonnaise Handshakemug. when a person proceeds to dry hump the outstretched hand of a greeting person in place of a typical handshake.
works best when unexpected.
works best when unexpected.
by stickman monstercock March 2, 2009
Get the Bangin' Handshakemug. When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.
by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010
Get the Millard handshakemug.