The gopher

The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring

“Yea she asked me to do the gopher and I just had to break up with her”

by Den Bover June 23, 2022

Gophering

When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.

I'd rather these guys ghost than keep gophering, I made it clear I'm done with them.

by EverybodyInThe306 July 27, 2021

Gopher

A person who benefits from situations due to sheer luck, regardless of what they do in the process. Often the level of luck increases exponentially, proportional to the level of stupidity in the decisions leading up to a specific moment.

in a poker game “That fucking gopher called 20$ twice with pocket 3s…. He hit a 3 on the river and made 100$”

by MBJCH69420 September 28, 2023

Gopher hunting

When you clog the toilet at work and then you use the toilet brush to push the clog further in the hole. The next person who flushes overflows the toilet.

I got fired because I was gopher hunting and the boss floated my doo onto his shoe!

by fentistile May 2, 2014

gopher style

Put your lady between the mattress and the box spring half way down the the torso, mounting her from behind.

So the wife and I tried something new, gopher style

by The Butteman January 19, 2016

pig gopher

when your dinner plates are different colors you yell this phrase outloud

Guy 1: "hey man, why is my plate red and yours is blue?"
Guy 2: "PIG GOPHER!!"

by Wherearemylegs June 5, 2014

gophers poking

I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}

I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }

by Thenry January 24, 2017