goo cannon

Penis. Cock. the male sex organ.

During a high speed doggie style with my girfriend, I pulled out my goo cannon and hosed her down with jizz until she looked like a glazed doughnut.

by Mr. North May 8, 2006

faz goo

Slang for cum when accidentally left in a pussy, possibly causing an accidental pregnancy

"Babe, I got some of your faz goo"

by somecrappyedits February 22, 2021

passion goo

The resulting bodily excretions between two lovers during and after love making.

Our bedsheets were covered in passion goo.

by Mysterion100 May 24, 2009

thats goos

A slang terminology that is used when you don't exactly know how to respond to a text message but you don't want to say "cool" or "oof". This term originated in Florida when two people were texting and one person couldn't properly text and thus a typo had occurred.

Person 1: Hey I gtg cook rice
Person 2: Thats goos

by realrice September 25, 2018

Kid Goo

The residue left behind by kids. Many times this residue is visible to the human eye but sometimes is not. The seemingly random breaking and deterioration of objects is often a side effect of kid goo.

My car is full of kid goo! No wonder the back windows don't work any more.

by boarderjunkie1 October 10, 2010

Goo Nest

A vagina with medium to heavy bush covered with semen, lube, and other sticky substances after sex.

She had a total goo nest after I finished with her last night

by Ziggy Piggy May 19, 2016

git goo

what you tell someone to get better at something

“I’m so bad at this game”
Cameron-“Git goo”

by simplyjojo July 28, 2021