Jumpers in the door

U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.

Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.

The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.

The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric

Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"

Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."

by ABN_PMPN505 November 22, 2011

Read the Door

Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.

Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."

Person 2:"Read the Door."

credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)

by Property_y November 5, 2020

the door in the floor

To unexpectedly unleash deep-seated secrets that more-often-than-not delve into the TMI category and leave all those present slack-jawed.

"I don't know WHAT that was! We were just talking about crunchy peanut butter vs. creamy, and all of a sudden she opened the door in the floor and went off about a dog that died 10 years ago, and how different her life would be if she hadn't poisoned it..."

by tlc November 18, 2004

Door duty

When your at a big place (Concert, Sporting event) and there's a line to the bathroom, and your holding the door.

Eddie: man great concert
Wayne: yeahh good call

*Both shift up towards the bathroom door*

Wayne: I got door duty.
Eddie: lol nice.

by Eddie and Wayne November 8, 2008

heaven's door

That portion of a woman's anatomy that reminds one of paradise.

I spent the morning knocking on heaven's door.

by FastEddie August 3, 2005

Back Door

To cut someone out of a transaction (e.g. drug deal, embezzlement, etc.).

Minerva: I was involved with embezzlement and he was too. But I wasn't gonna back door him and cut him out!

by ZXY&ABC July 22, 2019

kick door

To kick in a door to gain the element of surprise in an attack or raid, usually really late at night or very early in the morning.

The police pulled a kick door in the raid of the crack house

by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005