It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.

“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2

by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024

Crocodile Stomach

A human stomach that can eat alot of foods other people cant.

Her: How can you drink raw eggs?
Him: I'll be fine. I have a crocodile stomach. I do it all the time.

by SkoegangstQQpid January 16, 2023

Crocodile Crikey

While doing her doggy style, push her (or him) on her (or his) belly and slip into her (his) ass. Watch her (him) squirm around like a crocodile. Bonus points of she's (he's) Australian, as they might say "Crikey!"

"Heard ya pushed 'er boundries last night mate."
"Yeah I pulled off a Crocodile Crikey!"

by GrimXD_ March 08, 2021

Crocodile Crump

When you give oral to a man and you accidentally bite him, or you’re being too teethy.

Zack: Yea man, last night Tina crocodile crumped me
Josh: Well damn! So did Emma.

by urbfssidebae August 06, 2022

Crocodile pussy

An absolute diabolical and smelly vagina.

“She’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy”

by Daddybiglicks February 12, 2025

Crocodile pussy

An absolutely disgusting and smelly vagina.

Wow she’s hot but she got that crocodile pussy.

by February 12, 2025

crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 07, 2020