the watcher

The act of sitting on ones dick and hands before masturbation so that it feels like you are just watching someone else get a hand job.

Last night I gave myself the best watcher ever! Im telling you man doing the watcher, just feels like you are watching someone else get a hand job!

by T0XIC H3RO November 1, 2017

log watcher

Someone who constantly keeps his finger on the pulse of the community by watching activity logs.

If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!

by UD February 28, 2002

tip watcher

when a best friend waits for you to get out of a relationship to get with that person

oh that man oghie a tip watcher

by CLBBBL August 26, 2022

pord watcher

to look at porn nonstop with no clothes.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.

chambers: hey pord watcher!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!

by brendapat February 22, 2010

China Watcher

Someone who pays attention to the current affairs of China, or consumes large amounts of media regarding the current affairs of China.

Micheal is a China Watcher. He likes to consume media about China.

by John Ferra July 12, 2022

Moon watcher

Another term for a fucking nigger

This moon watcher was a faggot

by Whitexxbrownies June 2, 2018

Pants Watcher

The opposite of the person who wears the pants in a relationship. Also known as a beta or a sub.

Veronica is the pants watcher for sure. But she likes being told what to do so it works.

by Na—— August 22, 2023