Trooper Cooper

The most unfunny, un-dope, uncool, and un-sexy person there is. Usually a person who plays guitar and is 4’11.

Friend: “Man, did you see Trooper Cooper the other day? He was looking rough”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”

by nottroopercooper January 09, 2022

Tuna trooper or TT

A trooper for tuna or one who possesses tuna and troops

The tuna trooper or tt are out here looking nice today

by Trapguru June 18, 2022

rookie trooper

he surely shook with fright, then checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was tight. poor guy had to listen to the awful engines roar. then his sergeant looked up and cried, "is everybody happy?" rookie trooper feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up. he jumped into the icy blast, then his static line unhooked; he aint gonna jump no more

sergeant: "rookie trooper is about to jump"
experienced trooper: "gory, gory what a hell of a way to die"
sergeant: "there was blood upon the risers"
experienced trooper: "ummm no cap his static line unhooked"

by i am dream u r gumball December 27, 2023

cooper trooper wooper

one sexy individual

a universally loved being regardless of sex, gender, religion, race etc.

i love cooper trooper wooper so much i wish he would make out with me right now!!!!!!!

by cooperlover123 May 27, 2025

Dorm Trooper

Crusader of dorms in hopes to find love

Dude I was the best dorm trooper in college

by 1K_21 February 05, 2023

Troopered

Past-tense of trooper in the sense that you battle your way through something.

He troopered through the intense heat and wind and dust.

by Duke of Death September 18, 2018

Twitter Trooper

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)

I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.

by schnozzy November 26, 2023