T-Swift

1. T-swift - Is the termination of an intimate relationship by any means other than death and writing a hit song about it.

2. T-swifted - used often as a comeback when you or your mate gets "burned"

1. I can't believe he gave you the old T-swift! You're too good for him girlfriend

2. Becky you just got T-swifted! Damn hahaha

by shibbyzeroskater January 16, 2013

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Taylor Swift

A girl that goes through more boyfriends then I go through Dr Pepper .

Girlfriend:Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend!
Boyfriend: I have more Dr Pepper cans.

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 5, 2023

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Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 27, 2019

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t swift

"da real MVP," someone reliable and consistent, one who always delivers

My quite handsome doctor just informed all my results were good within hours of seeing him, and I was so happy that I did the macarena and told him he was t swift!!!!

by kiwi farting in the wind August 6, 2023

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Swift Trucker

The worst driver imaginable. They should be paying Swift to drive.

Ben: Hey, did you see that truck in a ditch? I hope they're ok.
John: Yeah, it said Swift on the side.
Ben: Never mind, dumbass Swift Trucker never went to driving school.

by not a swift trucker March 28, 2022

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daniel swift

what a unusual creature, often referred to as a slag/whore. tends to sleep with numerous of females, even if they are grim and unattractive. can be very attractive however know it.

"who's that over crown point ?"
" must me a daniel swift"

by sorrylol December 11, 2016

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