Swamp Church

A Butt hole surfing faction of rich kids and loners alike, who fonzanoon daily while accessorizing with camouflage bracelets.
I once saw a member of swamp church enter a ping pong ball launching tournament in ding dang, he won using only his anus.
by Quinn Barton February 08, 2010
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Swamp sow

The ultimate skank ho. A fat, sloppy female in the worst sense of ugly. Usually packing a front ass and double wide rear. Often seen with insects flying around her crotch. Makes a one eyed, peg legged, homeless female look "hot". Low class bitch who would screw her own dad for a buck.
That swamp sow has nine illegitimate kids and crotch rot to boot!

She is totally skank...a real swamp sow.

I've never seen a woman that nasty! What a swamp sow! Gag!
by redraider70 January 25, 2010
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Swamp Out

The term for creating a blackout in any building in an effort to deter Swamp Donkeys from gaining entry. The main steps are:

1. Lights out.
2. No talking.
3. No movements.
4. Find a sacrificial lamb as a deterrent.
(5. If all other efforts fail, smear lamb's blood on the windows and doors. Wamps like their meat fresh.)
Oh shit! Wamp's coming! Swamp out!!!!
by Pincco September 14, 2009
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Swamp Puppies

"I'm going down to the bayou"
"Watch out for swamp puppies, they'll bite your dick off"
by elgupo May 13, 2017
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dirty swamp

When a guy or girl has a sweaty butthole.
Person 1: "Man did you see that guy in the PE room?"
Person 2: "Yeah, when he bent over I saw his dirty swamp."
Person 3: *Throws up*
by Maplenerd July 07, 2008
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Swamp Balls

The feeling when you nutsack is very sweaty and you cannot relieve yourself any other way than letting them catch a nice breath of fresh air
Oh Noah, I gotta bad case of them Swamp Balls
by Sweaty Ballsangna May 25, 2011
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swamp ass

An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.
Jesus Christ, I hope Janice doesn't notice the permeating stench of my swamp ass while she's sucking on my balls!
by Larry Schonsleberry III December 09, 2003
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