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Stoned

The act of getting extremely intoxicated from Keystone Light.
"Yo Dustin, lets head back to the party and get stoned"

"i am so stoned off this brew right now. Lets go hit on these breezies."
by DTB Entertainment October 22, 2007
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stone

a stillbirth.
a lifeless child, usually in full term, coming out stone dead.
my old lady just gave birth to a stone.
by raoulduke September 18, 2005
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Rock and Stone

A greeting.
An affirmation.
A showing of gratitude.
A reminder that we're all in this together.
A respectful salute to your hard working coworkers.

"Rock and stone" has many uses outside this limited scope, all of which are positive.
Scout: Rock and stone!
Engineer: Rock and stone to the bone!
by PhaserRave October 7, 2020
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Hosetta Stone

A Hosetta Stone is a formerly, lava hot lover, who is now cold as a stone.
Since they broke up, Susie is so cold to Juan that she is his Hosetta Stone.
by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016
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John Stones

VVD: "How do I defend like John Stones does"
by John stones fan February 2, 2021
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stone top

A stone top refers to someone who only likes to “give” during sex/coitus/intercourse. This term is typically used in regard to a queer person or a lesbian. A stone top is considered the opposite to a pillow princess.
“Casey’s a total stone top. I tried to eat her out but she wouldn’t let me.”

“In that case, we should set her up with that pillow princess.”
by imabrownchickenbrowncow December 26, 2021
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stone groove

A superlative event, the likes of which will likely remain unsurpassed. (1970s and early '80s slang usage)
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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