by Andrew Wilkins May 13, 2006
Get the barking starfishmug. by crabbie420 February 21, 2009
Get the rusty starfishmug. 
Have you ever given someone Starfish Kisses? It's the second most intimate thing next to penetration.
by swamp_lord May 28, 2015
Get the Starfish Kissesmug. leve 5 in the "Levels of Awkward". awkward starfish refers to an awkward experience where it takes a minute for the awkwardness to sink in...then all of a sudden, it smacks you RIGHT in the face.
person 1: where do your parents live?
person 2: across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190
(person 1 then realizes that across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190...is a cemetery)
person 2, at the look on their face, laughs.
THAT is awkward starfish.
person 2: across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190
(person 1 then realizes that across from the Chinese Restaurant on 190...is a cemetery)
person 2, at the look on their face, laughs.
THAT is awkward starfish.
by SMM Youth Group July 3, 2007
Get the awkward starfishmug. When you cook a meal for your girlfriend using red-hot chilli pepper and chop it up without wearing any gloves, then despite washing your hands thoroughly - when you slip her a cheeky finger later that night whilst making love, she gets a strong burning sensation in her anus.
by Perturbation April 26, 2019
Get the Mexican Starfishmug. An asshole
by Darklorddick November 24, 2017
Get the mississippi starfishmug.