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swedish breathmint

When one person farts into another person's mouth before kissing.
John: "Hey Brad I'm gonna go on a date with Janice today but I don't have any gum, mind giving me a Swedish breathmint?"
Brad: "Sure, I ate some Taco Bell not long ago so it's all good."
by luftwaffle February 2, 2014
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Swedish shuffle

When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.
Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.
by Braxenator January 27, 2019
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Swedish teacup

When a man and two women partake in a three some, the man pulls out and fills one of the women's navels with semen. The other woman then slurps the semen out in a similar fashion of a body shot.
Dude I finally got mary to agree to a three some and she totally let me Swedish teacup susan.
by Kenyan viking November 23, 2015
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Swedish Handbrake

sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus
Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake
by Woody Catpie July 8, 2010
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Swedish Bidet

The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then having her spit it into your own mouth, where you then spread her anus and spit the cum into it.
My girlfriend asked me to give her a Swedish Bidet and I couldn't say no

Brian gave Sally an awesome Swedish Bidet
by Keto Arra July 14, 2022
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Swedish Nap

A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.
Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!
by Mtdependable October 18, 2017
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swedish style

When two people who are deeply in love find themselves near an IKEA and are deeply horny. They enter the store and find the nearest bed to fuck.
My chick and I were hanging out and decided to try out the Swedish style since we near an IKEA.
-John
by Zlavier July 29, 2020
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