Idea Mule

Riding on the back of you friend's genuis

Jess: i'll have coleslaw instead of crisps
Lisa: Oh, can I have the coleslaw instead of crisps?
Jess: You're an idea mule

by dundeedogtrainer March 8, 2014

fuel mule

1.) Any transportation device that consumes petrol and hauls you cargo.
2.) General Purpose (GP) vehicles that can assist if and when natural disaster occurs.

1.) Mom took the fuel mule to the grocery store and brought home food.
2.) I sure hope my neighbors have a fuel mule because when the shit hits the fan I'm fucked.

by djsee4 March 14, 2009

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

Mule headed

One having an overly large head.

Friend : that girls is so fine!
Me: please that girl is mule headed. Got a head like a hen dirt dauber.

by Pow pow raider May 8, 2018

Kiev Mule

A Moscow Mule, but cringier because it ignores the nuances of geopolitics and has no material affect on the war in Ukraine!

"Let's drop the Moscow and call it a Kiev Mule... Russia does't deserve such a yummy drink."

by Dadhole June 15, 2022

Freedom Mule

The new name to replace the authoritarian, anti-democracy associated classic ginger beer and vodka drink.

It's a Moscow Mule.

Me: Can I get a ginger beer and vodka?
Bartender: You mean a Moscow Mule?
Me: Fuck Russia, give me a Freedom Mule.

by defineandtheywillcome March 7, 2022

Mule Kick

A Perk in Call of Duty following the other few perks along with it, it grants the player a third slot for another weapon. This ‘third weapon’ can be lost when downed

Guy 1: Hey dude what perks do you have?
Guy 2: I have Mule Kick, and Juggernog.

Guy 1: That’s sick dude
Guy 2: Damn it I downed and lost my third gun.

by ryzkrispiez July 26, 2022