load in the pants

That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks

"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"

"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."

by thehockeydude December 6, 2016

internal load

The act of ejaculating inside of an orifice.

Tasha loves an internal load.

by Showerbtwdks June 6, 2018

phantom load

When a guy has an orgasm, but due to depleted semen, ejaculation does not occur.

"He was about to cum all over my face, but it was just a phantom load. What a pussy."

by letsgetitagain March 5, 2009

Load Wearer

A pet name for a sticky Load Wearing Whore!

My wife was a lot more fun when she was just my Load Wearer!

by bagizba May 11, 2009

Golden Load

The Golden Load is a move similar to the Golden Shower, but is sneaky. It's the act of giving a facial after sex or blowjob, but instead of rewarding the lucky woman (or man) with a sticky wad, you begin to piss upon their face.

*Warning, this may lead to some unwanted conflicts or the knowledge of a weird fetish by your significant other.

Alex: Oh my god dude, funniest shit ever.
Derek: What man? What?!?!?
Alex: So lastnite when Amanda was giving me head, I totaly pulled out and told her I was about to cum, but instead I gave her the Golden Load and I pissed on her face. Caught her off gaurd so bad.
Derek: What the fuck? Really?
Alex: No, I was joking.
Derek: Alright, that'd be gross.
Alex: It was actually your mom.

by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 25, 2008

boat loaded

To drink so much that one would think you have consumed the equivalent volume of alcohol which could be stored on a container ship.

Deaner actually pissed himself he was so drunk. He was boatloaded.

by Craigger May 13, 2005

Pumping Loads

When a guy cums inside a girls pussy multiple times and doesn’t stop. Pumps the pussy full of cum loads.

Guy: Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night, and I was pumping loads inside of her.
Friend: Nice dude!

by Tigers09 March 20, 2022