Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)

Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*

by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018

Garlic Nan

When the water really hits

Wyatt, have you ever had Garlic Nan?

by 5-inch tall club January 17, 2021

Garlic knots

An person of Italian descent that has dreadlocks.

Person 1: What the hell happened to Mario’s hair?

Person 2: His Italian ass is sportin garlic knots cause he’s a fakin Jamaican!

by agotaras2000 November 2, 2022

garlic cock

when you go to make frozen garlic bread sticks but it's covered in garlic butter and there's some left over and you simply cannot resist garlic butter penis

"ayyo wanna succ my garlic cock"

"yes what 😳"

by mega ultra super dick king May 2, 2021

Turkish garlic knot

When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.

Me and the boys were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.

by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024

Garlic

A very weird guy always talking about weird stuff

Garlic always talk random stuff and keeps being weird

by garlic69 July 16, 2021

Garlic

Actually a person, don't deny their herbyness

“Damn, that person is herby, who is that?
“Thats garlic bro”

by Obviously-Garlic April 5, 2022