Face

1.) The polite form of calling someone an asshole in a sarcastic sense.

2.)A fragment of skin and cartilage located on the upper-most part of the human body.

1.) Stop being a fucking face!

2.) Can I cum on your face?

by I just go to Mount Michael December 27, 2004

FACE

A bad karma like text face made up of a users name in capital letters and a line of brackets colons semi colons and slashes. Used about online to bring bad luck to a user.

I will face you bitch!

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by Last_Assassin January 15, 2004

face

slang for oral sex

"C'mon baby, gimmi some face"

by Johnnie Walker "The Mac" December 26, 2008

on the face

This expression is populer especially in cinematoraphics class of Eylon from The rock city (HOLON.
It used usually when you want to show how awful something.

Ordinary Kid: "Man, that Roni Superstar Sucks!!!!"

Cinema' Kid: "Yeah dude, she's ON THE FACE!"

by Mrs.Filth April 20, 2005

Face

1. Something with which to consume sustenance.
2. On the female, something that recieves "the shaft"
3. an object that recieves a "load"

Man I'll take care of her face....Muwhahahahahaha

by Werther September 23, 2002

face

to perform oral sex on a man using your mouth and tongue. Usually done after an expensive dinner, unless your a bitch and you dont give face on the first date, then your a skank.... skank.

This chick tottally faced me last night, that shit was so CASH!

by Seymour Nuts in your mouth May 5, 2008

face

to contact someone via facebook

"What are you doing this friday?"
"I don't know, if I hear of anything i'll face you."

by ALYsonRAE January 20, 2009