Dong Chute

The anus of a gay person.

Brian really opened up Mike's dong chute

by Chuckalatmilk September 30, 2016

Song Dong

Someone who listens to shit music

“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”

by CheeksMagee June 5, 2019

dong knock

To hit someone quite hard in the penis area, aka the dong.

Did Aegean just get dong knocked?!?!
YES IT WAS AWESOME!!!

by Breydon November 14, 2006

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

dong pirate

a person with an overwhelming urge to seek out penis and capture it. usually refering to dong as the captured "booty"

did you see that dong pirate wandering around the club last night?

by Rufus B. May 22, 2008

Dong Daiquiri

when you order a drink at a fancy restaurant and the make you a daiquiri and stir it with their penis.<3

anthony went to hooters and ordered a dong daiquiri

by limonade April 19, 2009

dong powder

Used on your dong to prevent chafing and sweating. May cause rapid hair growth. Best applied with a roommates tongue.

Hey Nick my dong is so sweaty.
Pour some of that dong powder in my mouth and i will fix you up.
Thanks buddy!

by Donger Bonger October 17, 2011