Being a Crow

"Being a Crow" is when someone will give you random, almost useless items as a way of showing affection.

Person 1: Dude, name was Being a Crow.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: They gave me a rock, how useless...

by D4G4NR0NP4 November 24, 2020

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Matthew Crow

one of the best people you could ever meet. he can make your day so much better with just a look. if you're close with him he cares for you unconditionally in his own way and has hands down the best smile. he has the best personality and sense of humor but you gotta be cultured enough to understand. he can look pretty intimidating sometimes but hes actually a big softy or a big friendly giant. hes a very patient and understanding person and someone who is actually pretty easy to get along with. hes very talented although he won't admit it. hes hard on himself sometimes but theres no reason for him to be when hes pretty much perfect. he makes everyday so much better and if you know him you should be very grateful especially if he decides to stick around. theres so much more to describe him and how amazing he is but that'd be like a whole 500 page essay

"You see that guy over there, the really tall one?"

"yea what about him?"

"that's Matthew Crow one of the best people around and I love him lots"

-mikaela (love u dumbass <3)

by Bethannie's Bestest B February 27, 2020

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Catastrophe Crow

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.

Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”

by Im0ster December 2, 2020

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Crow-mance

A word for when a dude is dating a woman who is three times his age

Gene: is Jimmy seriously in love with that woman she's old enough to be his grandma
Sue: I don't know if it's true love but it's for sure a crow-mance!

by Tiltied August 9, 2020

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