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Hymenally Challenged

Clueless Speak to describe someone who is a virgin.
Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?

Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Dionne: Besides, the PC term is 'Hymenally Challenged'.
by jdi May 10, 2004
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gravitationally challenged

The state of being a klutz. Having exceptionally poor balance.
After a few drinks I become gravitationally challenged.
by gimpomatic April 11, 2010
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challenge video

Billy: Yo what is this challenge video in Urban Dictionary?
Kevin: What?
by COCKER69420FUNNY July 17, 2021
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calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010
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challenge mode

When someone is doing something and you go up behind them and shake them vigorously while shouting, "CHALLENGE MODE!", causing them to totally screw up what they were doing.

It makes everything so much harder because it's challenge mode.
Katy was doing her homework when David came up and shook her shoulders crazily and shouted, "CHALLENGE MODE!!!!11!1111!!1!!!". Katy's homework was ruined because her pencil went all over the place.

Then Katy pwnd the nubcake.
by bullsunshine November 1, 2009
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cereal challenged

When somebody doesn't use milk to eat their cereal yet still pours a bowl and uses a spoon.
Cereal challenged
The cereal challenged individual wastes a bowl and spoon when all they need is a handful of cereal.
by jakeyb123 August 15, 2014
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hollyoaks challenge

A game in which the contender start masturbating in the title sequence of the British soap opera Hollyoaks and the challenge is to climax and finish before the end of the sequence.
You wouldn't believe it, but I was so close to cumming and beating the Hollyoaks challenge but before I could the opening finished.
by smegbottom November 16, 2017
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