Bunker Job

A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.

I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.

by Bunker Job July 20, 2014

Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.

Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.

by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024

bunker bunny

one who gets mowed like a muppet, a kid who doesn't shoot mad faces, el noobisimo

damn, i pissed myself when that bunker bunny got mowed like a muppet

by Greg Pattman February 15, 2005

twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone

"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"

by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020

Underground Bunker Vibes

Talking about having sexual intercourse in an underground bomb shelter

Friend: How’s things with your the girl your talking to
You: Well she’s giving off Underground Bunker Vibes

by Hbnbs March 26, 2020

Battle of bunker hill

When you pull out and smack your partner in the ass after having dirty anal sex, in which shit gets all over their ass. Quickly wipe the sheets with it and turn them around and shove their face in the shit wiped sheets.

Last night, your gay brother and I totally had a battle of bunker hill.

by shitty dick June 27, 2014

Bunker

A person that never get fuck.

- Don't funk with this bunker.
- Bunkers never get fuck.

by FrostyFunker May 12, 2020