buffer food

A meal prepared in such a way that its presentation and/or appearance will generate its own conversation, thereby eliminating awkward communication among incompatible guests.

Imma fix a series of buffer food courses for tomorrow night's dinner party, and hoping like hell that people will focus on the food instead of pushing each other's buttons.

by pfon November 28, 2012

Ball Buffer

A Really Funny Word To Say!

"Ya Ball-Buffin' Faggot Cock Sucker!"

Look Up^

by Josh June 8, 2004

Anti-bitch Buffer

An amount of money paid to you which prevents you from bitching as you'd be thinking about not having it every time you got an itch to bitch. It could be being paid lots of money to do a sucky job.

Applies to any working environment

Tom: "I just can't BELIEVE THIS ISH!"
Ato: "What's the matter Now Tom?"
Tom: "Dude, I don't get paid enough to do this crap."
Ato: "Well, I told you Months ago to get yourself a job that pays that extra anti-bitch buffer i'nit?"
Tom: "*sigh*"

by vinmeister_xxi May 31, 2009

busts my buffers

Bust my buffers is a phrase used to express annoyance. Alternative to "grinds my gears".

Tony: I have a massive scratch on my phone screen. It's really busts my buffers!

by yer mum succ bum January 11, 2019

Trout Buffer

A term used to refer to a person's mouth. Typically used in circumstances such as "shut your whore mouth" or "shut your pudding hole" whilst evoking confusion but also intrigue in the recipient. Derived from the pseudonym for a penis (popularized by the phrase 'drop trout') combined with the polishing ability of saliva and motion of the tongue and lips in a manner similar to buffing whilst performing oral sex.

Kelly: Why won't you come to my parents for dinner with me?
Tim: I think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship....
Kelly: Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
Tim: Dammit Kelly! Shut your trout buffer!

by Art Vandelay [import/export] August 21, 2013

EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

milwaukee floor buffer

A better version of the Wisconsin floor buffer. It involves quolls and toads. It doesn’t take much to figure out who comes out of the losing end on that one. Spoiler alert toads suck.

“Tommie if you don’t figure out how to spell your name Imma Milwaukee floor buffer yo toad behind”- worlds best quoll

by asssucker.48 November 29, 2018