Blake

A loser. A loser who can’t hold his liquor and he’s also fat even though he thinks he’s ripped. Sad.

A1: look at that guy on the bench press.
A2: I see him, must be named Blake. His face is so unlikeable. I’d love to punch him right in that stupid face.

by SphincterGoblin January 12, 2018

Blake

Has A BiG Pp. VeRy HOrnY. SayS YeS give Me a Bj real Quick

blake is veryyyy sexual

by hiidkhihello January 26, 2021

Blake

Loves too play roblox and is adored by Laura's.
Sometimes snipes gay kids when they walk by.

gay kid: rUdE, hey boyfriend suck my pixie dick

Boyfriend: Im already in your asshole tho

Blake: SNIPEY SNIPE BOiii

by blakesnipessnipes December 11, 2018

Blake

Coolest guy you know, gets any bitch (or guy) he wants, and better than you in every way. Yet you can’t help but adore them

Ben: I met this dude named Blake
Johnny: damn Ben didn’t know you were hanging out with the cool kids

by Urbandefiner1888 January 20, 2022

Blake

The bloody flakes found on the shaft of the penis due to chronic or abusive use.

My Blakes are itchy and inflamed.

by PaulTdot February 10, 2007

Blake

The baddest mother fucker to walk the high seas. He punched Jesus in the dick and shat on his grave. He then fucked Mary and made the second cumming. God weeps for him. Satan worships. However, he has a baby dick.

Blake: Aw shit dude, I just fucked the virgin Mary
Hot chick: Too bad you have a baby dick

by BootyMcgee November 13, 2013

blake

this dude sounds cool at first but then you realize, he is gay and an asshole and he even sucks dick.

man that dude was a real blake

by cows and cows December 5, 2017