5th quarter

It is the place that everyone goes to after a football game to hang out and have a "little party".

Everyone was so pumped we won the game, so at 5th quarter we threw buckets of ice water on the football players.

by Drocr September 22, 2007

March 5th

Jessica’s birthday

“what’s today
“it’s march 5th”
“oh it’s jessica’s birthday”
“she’s a whore

by daddybot69 October 23, 2019

5th of January

The single most Catholic birthday ever , Hail Hail

Are you born on the 5th of January?

by Naughtynotn October 16, 2019

July 5th

July fifth is the day of celebrating being worse than your siblings. Chances are, your friends only hang out with you so they can get closer to the members of your family that they actually enjoy (your siblings). You are worse in all aspects when compared to your siblings including looks, humor, personality, etc. Basically, you just suck in contrast to your siblings.

Wow today is July 5th! It's the one day of the year where I can be proud of the fact that my brothers and sisters are much better than me!

by Jacob Sheridan October 30, 2020

August 5th

A divine Feminine with a heart of gold was born

August 5th, Nature created a wonderful serendipity

by Just'Griffen August 4, 2022

August 5th

Beat the shit out of your sister.

Hey its August 5th imma go beat my sister to death.

by saturnXD August 5, 2022

September 5th

Your girlfriend has to say yes to everything

Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby

by ThreshTheBest September 5, 2022