Thanksgiving dinner

When you take a vacuum and suck everything out of a man’s body through his penis. Then flip the switch and send it right back.

Dude me and my girl were going so hard, she gave me a Thanksgiving dinner

by EliMitchellFan#18393618 April 22, 2024

thanksgiving sit and talk

when you can’t go out with your cousins to smoke but you sit with a friend, get tipsy and talk

“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”

“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”

by dinosaur man November 23, 2023

Prepearing the thanksgiving feast

The act of having sex with a turkey that has been prepared for consumption, could also be said as stuffing the turkey.

Last night I was prepearing the thanksgiving feast when my mom walked in and called the police on me, now I'm on probation.

by WalterTar November 25, 2024

getting thanksgiving

defined as when are you getting some pussy, as told by Lou Williams on live Ustream

On Friday, I'm going to new york city to be getting thanksgiving from my friend Eva.

by BKaminsky August 17, 2009

Thanksgiving

You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?

Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Thanksgiving

A day lot of people pretend to be grateful. Lots of people say they're grateful on Thanksgiving, or during a pandemic, while a few know how ungrateful they really are. A few know they're as much part of the problem as the Mexicans working long hours at the plant at minimum wage risking exposure to viruses from both animals and other people to get their bird to them.

A lot of people thank a healthcare worker during a pandemic, just like a lot of people would thank the Mexican dude that just dropped dead from working at the plant to get a turkey to a family on time for Thanksgiving dinner if they ever met the guy. The reality is people don't really care all that much about the efforts of other people. What's the point in pretending to? Let people know you're an ungrateful asshole like me, it's who you really are, ugly inside when nobody is looking.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

thanksgiving left overs

When there is so much food left over that you have to spend the rest of the week finishing it off.

Mom made too much spaghetti, now we're going to have thanksgiving left overs.

by Banana 1 March 8, 2016