Banging the Thanksgiving turkey in its ass prior to pulling out its innards. It’s the 3rd step in the turkey preparation process after first defrosting it then taking the wrapping off.
by Ohhhohhh November 25, 2020

Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”
by Eldon John October 7, 2021

by JazzToast November 20, 2018

guest1: do you taste cum in the turkey?
guest2: no i dont... oh wait i do
thanksgiving host: i totally wasnt fucking the turkey
guest2: no i dont... oh wait i do
thanksgiving host: i totally wasnt fucking the turkey
by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024

When you take a vacuum and suck everything out of a man’s body through his penis. Then flip the switch and send it right back.
by EliMitchellFan#18393618 April 22, 2024

“hey did you go on your thanksgiving walk?”
“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”
“no i sat with a friend and we had a thanksgiving sit and talk”
by dinosaur man November 23, 2023

After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.
by MC Busta October 7, 2016
