The day where you sacrifice a turkey

1. Thanksgiving Day is a day to be thankful
2. You should eat Turkey on Thanksgiving
3. 123 Turkey time it is Thanksgiving Day

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.

When you give her the Gobble Gobble, followed by a Dutch Oven, and finally give her your Gravy.

When you fuck someone in the ass and use gravy as lube and shove a pumpkin in there ass

When another male fucks you in the butt using gravy as lube, and proceeds to cum in a bowl, mix the gravy, fecal matter, and semen together, and force feed it to you.

When your farts smell like shit because of an incomplete dump and you blast out the remaining parts in the shitter so now everyone is giving thanks!