burp tennis

a very fun and at times strenuous game where the two competitors engage in a tennis match but with imaginary rackets and they use a burp as the ball.

"hey henry how about a round of burp tennis?"
"sure hilsie, BURP!"
"BAHHHHHHHHHHH"

by guillotinequeen February 23, 2009

Tennis Bum

someone who travels in a pack, is extremely lazy off the court, likes to fuck around, and plays tennis a lot. Daily routine is wake up, check social networks, play tennis, eat out, then troll in hotspots like a mall.

YO duuude you're such a tennis bum all you do is play tennis and eat.

by Hason Wung August 12, 2011

tennis ball

someone who is built ROUND or very LARGE

that bitch built like a tennis ball

by SBDBJDDHDBFNDNDJ October 18, 2020

Porn Tennie

All white sneakers, traditionally K-Swiss, usually seen on Manu Porn Stars as the only item of clothing they do not remove.

Really clean white sneakers that are out of place with the rest of your attire.

Hey Mike, that shirt matches your jeans really well but whats the deal with those porn tennies? You gotta ditch those for some dress shoes man.

by Farlesworth Barkelstein March 10, 2011

Ass Tennis

When two or more people (gay or straight) lube up tennis balls and shoot them into each other's asses using a tennis ball machine. This is for sexual pleasure more than sport

Scott and I played an intense game of ass tennis yesterday. Needless to say, my anus is still sore.

by alexjimenez July 21, 2007

tennis ball

to make out furiously with someone

Hey, let's go tennis ball in those bushes over there!

by Brian February 23, 2004

Brazilian Tennis

A sport or game played on a tennis court but replacing the use of tennis ball and racquet with football and feet - named after the legendary ball handling, juggling ability and all-round skills of brazilian footballers.

We wanted to play a set or two down at the courts, but some blokes had taken 'em over to play brazilian tennis!

by ibrah May 7, 2009