by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025
Get the Telda Card mug.When what is occurring on television coincides with what is occurring in real-life at that very moment, in that very room. A television coincidence.
While we were watching the series Hell House, the power went out in the funeral home scene, during the viewing. A moment later, the power went out in our house… by far the most chilling telincidence of all time.
To whomever is reading this: this may seem to you like something that does not happen… but now that you have learned about it… it’s going to happen to you.
To whomever is reading this: this may seem to you like something that does not happen… but now that you have learned about it… it’s going to happen to you.
by mellie_mazz827 May 26, 2025
Get the Telincidence mug.When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.
by makinitupasigoalong May 19, 2017
Get the Alabama Tepid Pocket mug.Referencing the volcano "el teide".
When you take a bracelet made out of volcanic rocks from tenerife, put it in a girls asshole like anal beads and feeding her laxitives. After some time when you pull out the beads an eruption of diarrhea happens.
When you take a bracelet made out of volcanic rocks from tenerife, put it in a girls asshole like anal beads and feeding her laxitives. After some time when you pull out the beads an eruption of diarrhea happens.
- Yesterday i pulled an "el teide" on Ashley
~ Really? No way!
- Yes, there was shit all over the bed
~ Really? No way!
- Yes, there was shit all over the bed
by Bobo jr. November 28, 2024
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