Telda Card

A credit/debit card offered by the company Telda when you create one for yourself.

I'll just order it with my Telda card.
It requires a Telda card.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025

Telincidence

When what is occurring on television coincides with what is occurring in real-life at that very moment, in that very room. A television coincidence.

While we were watching the series Hell House, the power went out in the funeral home scene, during the viewing. A moment later, the power went out in our house… by far the most chilling telincidence of all time.

To whomever is reading this: this may seem to you like something that does not happen… but now that you have learned about it… it’s going to happen to you.

by mellie_mazz827 May 26, 2025

Alabama Tepid Pocket

When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.

She wasn't ok with it hot, so I pooped in a bucket then gave her an Alabama tepid pocket.

by makinitupasigoalong May 19, 2017

El teide

Referencing the volcano "el teide".

When you take a bracelet made out of volcanic rocks from tenerife, put it in a girls asshole like anal beads and feeding her laxitives. After some time when you pull out the beads an eruption of diarrhea happens.

- Yesterday i pulled an "el teide" on Ashley
~ Really? No way!
- Yes, there was shit all over the bed

by Bobo jr. November 28, 2024

Pues fuckit lets get a teli

To buy a hotel room for a few hours, drink, have a good time with friends.

Luis: Pues fuckit lets get a teli

Rams: fuckit

by Wherethebitchesat November 3, 2021