Jacob, did you know that mangosteen is like the strongest antioxidant and its the cure fore everything?
Wax Luer, yeah right beefy thats just another beefy tale!
Wax Luer, yeah right beefy thats just another beefy tale!
by The biggest of all cats November 06, 2017
A cautionary tale is a story that gives you a warning or a moral lesson but do to social media and relationships it’s another form of giving people trust issues
Mike: Amy… i don’t trust Gina
Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.
Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.
by Melo2967 January 14, 2025
The soon to be released novel that chronicles the story of a Whale and a Mouse that prove their love to one another through gaping.
by Lrfbb July 28, 2021
A term used during the US reality television show Big Brother to describe the many ailments, lies, and claims made by contestant Raven Walton.
Fellow houseguest Paul asks 23-year-old Raven Walton what her GPA was in college, and she replies, dance! Other Raven Tales include she has rough kneecap syndrome, and she regularly gets them shaved down. But her bones are disintegrating as well as her cartilage. Raven has also been diagnosed with Raven's Disease, which makes your hair follicles stop growing. She is the only person that has it, besides a family in Sweden. She also has endometriosis; oddly, for her, it causes a rash on all of her organs. She has hyperthyroidism, but the medicine she needs to take would kill her. She also has arthritis; using a Q-tip makes her cough, has an inverted spine, one ovary smaller than the other, and has had her colon removed. Through all this, prior to going on Big Brother, she was scouted for the Olympics but decided to go on Big Brother instead.
by typewhiter1 January 18, 2024
A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
by Love is destroying me slowly May 02, 2022
Tall tales are manlet cope, also known as short stories and leprechaun lies. Invariably expressed to you from far below by little voices, goin' peep, peep, peep, tellin' great big lies in their hissy fit manletspeak while wearing platform shoes on their nasty, little feet - just lol at tall tales telling short people 'round here. The content of tall tales often includes but is not limited to: manlet mathematics and guy height relating to the microscopic manlet's ludicrously ladylike and dwarfishly diminutive height, small man syndrome manlet rage-induced halfling half-truths about how the silly manlet boy could totally fight against a towering manmore and how the minuscule midget manlet definitely wouldn't immediately pass out and girlishly pee his pipsqueak, pint-sized, peewee pants, as well as massively delusional manlet cope about how the subhumanly stunted Oompa Loompa Ewok manlet is actually a happy hobbit because clothes cost less in the children's section and that he can convincingly cross-dress and pass as a women whenever the petite and effeminate sissy manlet desires to do so in order to turn tricks to afford his daily fix of step stools and booster seats (especially since he has a closet full of high heels at home anyway). Short people got no reason. Manlets rise up!
Allison: Manlet detected. Isn't that the tall tales telling turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Toxic Homunculus" Howard over there? Maria: Damn, I forgot my magnifying glass! Let's have a closer look. Allison: Oh, it's just a particularly petite garden gnome! Maria: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 01, 2024
by Tim’s Internal Testical (TIT) December 17, 2021