punk tale

Punk Tale is a little asshole who doesn't know when to quit.

Person: "Stop grabbing at my anus} dad! Your such a Punk Tale}!

by Poptart Savage August 27, 2016

a ross thomas tale

A story that is usually very unbelievable. It may have some factual elements but not always necessary. The story is usually based on fiction rather then theory.

Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.

A Ross Thomas Tale started with ‘ypu need to see this, In Switzerland the leg of this giant chair was blown up by a huge bomb’...... true story is.... a giant chair with a broken leg and stands across the street from the Palace of Nations, in Geneva. It symbolises opposition to land mines and cluster bombs, and acts as a reminder to politicians and others visiting Geneva.

by Jay rae June 24, 2020

nail tales

Someone you should buy from! Very innovative and creative. Will customise and make changes as per your needs.

Girl: “Wow look at those nails from nail tales!! I guess its time to get mine done”

by Astheheheh November 23, 2021

tale klaging

Noen som velger å kun meddele triste historier og hendelser eller noe vanskelig som skjer i livet, som en prøve, i håp om å tvinge frem en form av sympati eller medfølelse i mottakeren.

"Oh my God. Jeg var syk i helgen og fikk ikke øvd noen ting"
"Huff så leit altså"
"Og om ikke det var nok, så har jeg migrene, og jobb etterpå. Og oppkjøring har jeg også denne uken"
"Wow, driver du med tale klaging eller?"

by Sigfrid30 May 22, 2023

tattle tale tim

See also: dry snitch, weak kneed whore, and p.o.s.

Oh tattle tale tim Telling on me for no good reason....

by rip-travis"tate"conditt June 23, 2023

Tales of Arise

Tales of Arise is the newest installment of the "Tales series" and is the story (I've had this tab open for weeks now) of the enslavement of one planet by another and the subsequent liberation of the former by the protagonist of the game.

Iam "Since he brought it up, Tales of Arise is an exercise in the exploration of the different types of tyranny. The first area you liberate is an 'overt tyranny' where the slaves are forced to labor under the rule of a brutal dictator. The second is a communist surveillance state where the citizenry is incentivized to act as informants to the state. The third is a seemingly meritocractic capitalist state but the lord of the land is aloof to the wellbeing of the public and has a toxic underling whose working behind the scenes to reinstate the oppressor class to it's previous state as rulers over the oppressed class. After you learn of the underling's plot it's revealed that the lord never really cared about equality or the oppressed class but, rather, was traumatized during the tournament to determine who would be the next lord when he was forced to kill his best friends. He just couldn't stand to hear their screams so he freed them to alleviate his guilt. The fourth is a technocratic autocracy where the denizens are forced to wear masks that strip them of their ability to think and speak. Great story. The 'Tales' series' world building and interpersonal character development is unparalleled and the title screen song is alway a bop."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2023

Tale from the rELBJaLUD

Tale from the rest Lonnie Benningfield junior American leader under dirt buried 6 feet under story. A American tale from the grave of Lonnie benningfield junior in blue 💙. Lbj gets shot up in the street's by his arrival in red and he comes back to hunt them down one by one before he is put back in his grave. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created tale from the relbjalud. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 25, 2023