Mormon Trail

A skidmark often found in Mormon Underwear. This is a very common phenomena, as Mormons are not allowed to remove their undies and eventually dig deep while scratching their ass.

Jacob tried to avoid leaving a Mormon Trail by placing Mormon Panty Liners in his buttcrack. Unfortunately he enjoyed the sensation a little too much and woke up one morning with Mormon Crotch.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008

Trail of Tears

A happy trail leading to a disappointingly small penis.

“I thought I was in for a good time, but all Chad had to offer was another Trail of Tears.”

by 3BigBootyBitches April 21, 2018

Dookey Trail

The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.

by Hazencruz January 24, 2011

Oregon Trail

To journey over dangerous or rough terrain weighed down by provisions

We live across the street from the supermarket, so instead of driving, my roommate and I usually Oregon Trail our shopping cart full of groceries back to our apartment, dodging rush-hour traffic.

by emrysaki January 13, 2009

Boones Trail

The poop that goes up your back after you wipe

I had boones trail and it stunk

by texasgunner February 2, 2022

Trailmom Trail

(noun) The degree to which something said publicly by person A about person B can be directly traced back to something told in confidence to person C by person B.

Tom told Cindy secretly that he was gay. When Mel outed Tom as gay, it was obvious by following the Trailmom Trail that Cindy had betrayed Tom's confidence.

by Christianaut January 21, 2012

Backy-Trail

Much like a happy trail, a thin patch of hair extending from your lower back to the depths of your asshole.

I tried having sex with a blind girl, but she accidentally went down my Backy-Trail.

by Scratches February 15, 2014