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Today money

If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.
Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...

Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011
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Today Night

Is a new term … all the cool young kids are saying it.
Hope y’all have fun today night!
by LittleBit1 November 24, 2021
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No milk today

No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".
I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
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Today ur gonna die

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!
Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD
by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023
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I'm feeling sunny today

Ok so this word cand have two separate meanings
1. Your feeling very bright and bubbly much like the sun
2. You wanna jump off a hospital building as my time by bo en plays in the background/hj
Person 1:I'm feeling sunny today
Person 2:oh are you ok?????
by KEI RLLY LIKES OMORI October 18, 2023
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what did you guys have for lunch today?

something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =

to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable
user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!

*whole group chat stays silent for a while*

user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 23, 2023
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