job thief

Job-thief

A person who has no need to work and is past retirement age but continues to work regardless. A job thief blocks the younger generation from employment.

I wish I could get a job but that job thief who's 99 years old won't retire.

by Vincedit August 28, 2023

chip thief

Someone that steals a chip from your meal

I was blowing my chips to cool them down and jo smith eat one! What a chip thief!!

by Doublemusky January 10, 2021

kot thief

a person who steals ur god dam kot images

you’re a kot thief! stop using my kot images without asking!

jeremy is also an example of a kot thief

by EndyCake April 29, 2021

Pussy Thief

Noun
Singular
"Pussy Thief"
(1.) The man who steals your woman.
(2.) The man who cheats with your girlfriend and or wife.
(3.) A typical hipster
(4.) A pussy, ass, bitch
(5.) The other guy in a threesome.

Plural
"Pussy Thieves"
(1.) The other guys in a foursome.
(2.) The guys you walk in on your girlfriend and or wife fucking, if plural.
(3.) Para-Military Contractors

Singular
(1.) *Walks in to see cheating*
"YOU DAMN PUSSY THIEF!"
(2.) "You piece of shit pussy thief!"
(3.) *sees piece of shit hipster*
"Idiot pussy thief..."
(4.) No need to explain this one...
(5.) *second guy in threesome won't give you your turn on the snatch*
"Move you damn pussy thief!"

Plural
(1.) *other guys in foursome won't play fair with the snatch*
"I'm done here... Damn pussy thieves."
(2.) *walks in on wife or girlfriend fucking multiple men at once*
*you: grabs 12 gauge*
*fires warning shot*
"You better run pussy thieves!"
(3.) Para-Military Contractors have a long history of sex scandals while deployed overseas. Some of these Contractors lack a Military Service for having became a Contractor because the pay is better than that of most ground troops, so many lack the discipline that all troops receive from Military Boot Camp & or Recruit Depot Training.

by LoneAlpha May 18, 2016

Swag thief

To steal still anothers swagger style mojo or vibe to copycat and to duplicate a replica of swag that doesn't originate from the originator.

This term was coined during 2009

I thought we were better than that don't be a swag thief copycat.

by Kid ferrari January 17, 2022

Sausage Thief

Someone who steals guys from another girl

A Dong Killstealer

I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!

What a Sausage Thief!

by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010

Grovyle the Thief

Number #253 in the National pokedex, the Wood Gecko Pokèmon Grovyle is known mainly as the 2nd evolve stage of Treecko. It leaps from branch to branch, quickly closing in on prey from the trees. Another role Grovyle is known for is in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky, where it takes on the role of your partner before losing your memory as a human in the future and transforming into a Pokemon. Grovyle is the strongest of all the pokemon and even has his own discord name called Grovyle the thief#6187, he is a nice guy/pokemon, and likes to make huskydog mad by saying 'give me a shoutout' and such. Racso is pretty cool also

My best friend is Grovyle the Thief

by mystery man who is a thief May 26, 2018