buffy the vampire slayer 

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.

buffy the vampire slayer by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008

thank you for the venom 

an amazing song by the glorioius band my chemical romance
off of the record three cheers for sweet revenge

im gonna go listen to thank you for the venom now

thank you for the venom by vernassa October 24, 2007

The Voices in my Head 

Either the most wonderful and self promoting voices that push you to do better or the worst and most destructive voices that push you to see you fall and bleed.

1. The voices in my head tell me, "You should do it! As long as you put your mind to it you can do anything.

2. You idiot! You're so stupid, you'll never actually amount to anything.

The Voices in my Head by A_well_known_truth February 25, 2015

The Vato Tactical 

A Mexican that while he is eating his girls ass, starts to use Morse Code while he moans and communicates to his girl if he 1. (•----)he should continue eating her ass, 2. (••---)sticks his tongue down her fart box even further, 3.(•••--) fart on his face, 4.(.••••-) likes the taste of her dingle berries, 5. (•••••) stick a dildo in her ass while he continues to eat her out, 6. (-••••) shit on him, 7.(--•••) creampie in her butthole so he can lick his own cum, 8. (---••)piss on his while he continue to eat her ass, 9.(----•) put his fist up her butthole and keep eating, and finally 10. (-----)Finish.

Ready for the Vato Tactical mija.....(Her: Yes Papi) Mmmmm..••••- .......taste so good....-••••.......yes!! Taste like frijoles baby!
Can't wait to do the Vato Tactical when we get home mamacita.

The Vato Tactical by PC Slayer Sword May 17, 2021

Interview With The Vampire 

The first movie of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles to be made, and by far the best.

"Your bodies dying, pay no attention...happens to us all.."

Interview With The Vampire by DemonKyoto January 12, 2004

The volume in this bus is astronomical 

This speaks volumes Or is relatable.

Tweet: “I really use “😂😂” too much for someone who’s “😐😐” all the time.”

Me: The volume in this bus is astronomical

The volume in this bus is astronomical by Katiekillaaa June 17, 2020

The Varun Chethan 

(Also known as the gay tennis player)While a girl is giving you head. Start crying deeply and then when she looks up to ask what's wrong, insert your penis into her bellybutton and blow your load. Then finish with a karate chop to the throat. Hilarity ensues.

Dude, i gave this milf the varun chethan, and she got me back by squirting in my ear.

The Varun Chethan by I T-bag Little Asians May 16, 2009