by raybeez February 11, 2022
Get the there's a spy in our midstmug. You do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and you just shot yourself in the foot.
JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
Don't you realize JOSE when you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as at the start of THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and then you at the end of the TRIP you had to be begged to make the required stops which means you never finished your duties JOSUE now he spells his name and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY and in the next sentence I give you the analysis of why this is.
So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 14, 2021
Get the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPYmug. by anonymous January 3, 2024
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Get the spy couplemug. MOS 0211 or Counterintelligence/Human Intelligence (CI/HUMINT) specialist in the Marine Corps. Devil Spies are more HUMINT collectors than counterintelligence agents (unlike ACI or AFOSI Region 7). Most leathernecks who reclassify MOS billets into moves are 0200s or Basic Intelligence Marines. However, any MOS can reclassify MOS through a lateral move into the 0211 MOS billet. The MAGTF CI/HUMINT specialist basic course is located on Naval Base Dam Neck, VA (MARDET Dam Neck), on the grounds of the Naval Intelligence School. All applicants must be an E-4 or corporal before reclassifying MOS billets.
Devil Spies or 0211s often wear civilian attire and typically have long hair and shaving profiles. Many Black Marines were often reclassified into the 0211 MOS so that they could grow their hair and rock shaving profiles. Most devil spies left after their average 6-year contract expired and couldn't re-enlist due to a 100% VA-Service Connected Disability. Most devil spies often work in law enforcement (Federal Security Sector), the Intelligence Community (IC), Homeland Security, or most contractor jobs with a 6-figure pay. Many devil spies often commit suicide after their contracts go up at Triple Canopy or G4S. You can figure out why? I was a devil spy and can tell you this shit is for real. I can't comment any further due to security clearances.
by kinghiroichi1 July 2, 2025
Get the Devil Spymug. by Mr esquire llc March 16, 2024
Get the Spy vs spymug.