White pressed

White pressed is a new level of depression, it feels like an evil white noise in your chest.

This morning I felt white pressed. I hope I don’t feel like that again.

by Tairoa June 12, 2020

Schizo-Pressed

Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.

"Bro's getting Schizo-Pressed, nobody was even talking to him" Schizo-Pressed, when someone in conversation gets pressed even though absolutely nothing happened or they had zero reason to do so.

by Chodejuicer87 August 3, 2023

aloha press

A desperate double or nothing bet on the 18th hole to make back all the money you lost on the previous 17 holes.

I know I’m down $1,000 but I’m going to aloha press the last hole and try to make back all the money.

by gustavoalt June 30, 2018

French Press

The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.

Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.

by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019

Press downer

When a mega star who's meant to better than expected loses

Damn... I really didn't think that Edmond's guy would be the first to get voted off the jungle!!! That's such a press downer!

by Skippadd December 4, 2018

The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience

Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022

Hot Press

Definition: The Hot Press or a hot press is when a man rolls his erect penis along the neck of his partner.

Origin: Modern English. Sunday morning after night of ghost hunting, wife advised her neck was sore, when husband replied, would you like a hot press?

Honey, my neck hurts, will you give me the hot press, please?

by Heat Seeker October 21, 2018