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Fixed Noise

The Former Guy's favorite entertainment channel, Fixed Noise, is a grave national-security threat and has anchor-goons who participated in Jan 6 terrorism and other Fat Nixon treason stuff.
by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022
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Poison Noise

When something is heard but then instantly forgotten.
"how does that song go again?"
"Who knows its a pure poison noise."
by ek9sam December 23, 2011
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Noise it freak

When you tell someone to stop talking "noise it"When you want your girl to stop talking ie to shut up. Cause she on your back over some bullshit that's irrelevant
Becky- who's that girls that keeps calling your phone Ricky- noise it freak
by C_to_the_G_ January 7, 2017
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background noise

background noise (BACK-ground noys) noun. The legitimate and ever-increasing inquiries and comments directed at US government officials in regards to their activities and questionable procedures.
George Senior: Son, what is happening with your second term? You only have a 28% approval rating.
Laura: He's been drinking again and his buddies are getting busted left and right.
The Twins: Daddy, you just need another crisis to fix then the people will stop questioning and doubting you.
George Junior: Who cares? As long as I can declare martial law it's all just background noise. Now, where is my copy of Mein Kampf?
by ol Neddy Ludd December 28, 2005
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Mouth Noises

The purpose of talking is to communicate. Any noise that comes out of someones mouth that doesn't properly communicate thought is a mouth noise.
Wow, that presentation was horrible. He clearly doesn't know what he's talking about, all I heard was mouth noises
by MysticVigilance December 8, 2014
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noise malfunction

When your starting a game at work on the sly but then you have forgot to turn the sound off so blaring game noise and basic comes out of your computer alerting your boss to the fact that you are in fact multislackiing
I was about to start the secret level on PACMAN when i had a noise malfunction and got a ear bashing from my boss
by omar2928 November 11, 2009
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Pathetic Noise

Ususally refered to as (Pathetic Noise), <pathetic noise>, *pathetic noise* or Squeak, the pathetic noise is a high-pitched squeak noise produced by pushing air through pursed lips (not sucking). The air is pushed from the mouth with use of cheek muscles (not the lungs/diaphram).

The noise can take much practice and a long time to master, but once perfected it can become part of everyday speech quite easily.

Origionally a part of the Spacko language, this has become a central point for many conversations in plain English too.

It can have many meanings (anger, jubilation, sorrow, etc), depending what context it is used in.
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #2: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #1: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #3: (P-a-t-h-e-t-i-c n-o-i-s-e)
Dude #2: FINE!
Dude #1: (Patheticnoise)
by Neon December 12, 2004
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