When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.
by poopsiemanym January 15, 2024
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Get the Dantemug. by twdgbetter December 22, 2023
Get the dantemug. a fast eating beast, she likes to feast.
her birthgiver (Olg), the devil of all created an army of mixed children. They were born and raised under Spanish roof with no food existing in this household. You often find Dante at the Curtis headquarters where snacks will be found (cosmic brownies) she scares cats and has fidgeting issues. “Dante pass the hoagies”
Dante: movie character (bolloywood)
her birthgiver (Olg), the devil of all created an army of mixed children. They were born and raised under Spanish roof with no food existing in this household. You often find Dante at the Curtis headquarters where snacks will be found (cosmic brownies) she scares cats and has fidgeting issues. “Dante pass the hoagies”
Dante: movie character (bolloywood)
by bhdhdhdhdhdjdjdjddj November 9, 2021
Get the Dantemug. He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.
by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021
Get the Dantemug. The name of my first love and the one that I'm currently dating. The only other Dante I know is the one from DMC.
I don't believe names would dictate what someone is like but my boyfriend certainly had shaped how I regard his name, Dante.
He's someone so precious and deserves all the good things this world has to offer. He's been through alot but he's a really strong person. Both emotionally and physically. He's a little dorky and an avid gamer– it's really cute when I hear him talk about the kind of things he's into. He's both a patient and kind person, an example being that he's a good listener despite me talking about my bad days, problems with anxiety or depression, even small good things that had happened in my days and even small details. He cares about me and genuinely loves me for who I am. He's really sweet and also knows how to give me words of encouragement or even just comfort for when I feel down or when things aren't going as planned. Even when we have miscommunications, we are able to talk things out without lashing out at each other. But most importantly, he treasures me alot and treats me as someone precious.
I genuinely hope other people date someone like Dante. Not exactly alike, of course– just someone who would treat them with love, respect and for them to be treasured the same way Dante treasures me.
I don't believe names would dictate what someone is like but my boyfriend certainly had shaped how I regard his name, Dante.
He's someone so precious and deserves all the good things this world has to offer. He's been through alot but he's a really strong person. Both emotionally and physically. He's a little dorky and an avid gamer– it's really cute when I hear him talk about the kind of things he's into. He's both a patient and kind person, an example being that he's a good listener despite me talking about my bad days, problems with anxiety or depression, even small good things that had happened in my days and even small details. He cares about me and genuinely loves me for who I am. He's really sweet and also knows how to give me words of encouragement or even just comfort for when I feel down or when things aren't going as planned. Even when we have miscommunications, we are able to talk things out without lashing out at each other. But most importantly, he treasures me alot and treats me as someone precious.
I genuinely hope other people date someone like Dante. Not exactly alike, of course– just someone who would treat them with love, respect and for them to be treasured the same way Dante treasures me.
by HamsterNamedDexter September 15, 2021
Get the Dantemug.