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Birth a smoke monster

The act of conjuring something of foul smell inside the bowels and then releasing this spirit for the world to experience. Birthing a smoke monster is also found in the Game of Thrones when the crazy lady in red gave birth to a black smoke monster, that bitch be crazy!
Nick held Steve's hand to comfort him so he could birth a smoke monster. This smoke monster devastated and evacuated the entire room.
by dul3l3s July 27, 2013
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Post-birth Abortion

Frank: Karen got convicted of murder
Joey: or as she called it post-birth abortion
by Blitz Craig June 14, 2018
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Giving birth-day

When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.
Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.
Happy Giving Birth-day.
by Mummybee February 14, 2010
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Birth Control Casuality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc.) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control casuality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant. Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and what little boobs are left seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Casuality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by tbd80 November 18, 2010
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Nature's Birth Control

Anal Sex. The 100% effective, 100% natural birth control is doing it in the butt. Do a girl in the ass and she won't get pregnant. Also known as "NBC"
Brian isn't ready to have a baby yet but his wife went off birth control so he decided to start using Nature's Birth Control and did her in the butt.
by Mile High Doctor November 12, 2012
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Post birth abortion

Abortions performed by certain doctors after the childs birth. Usually done in a hospital environment. Legal in nowhere.
The man performed a post birth abortion section on the womans 84 year old child. The child wanted to live but we had to suck the life out of the fucker.
by EthanKharns May 13, 2015
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give birth to a sailor

When a U.S. Marine takes a shit. A term not enjoyed by the U.S. Navy.
Excuse me, I need to to the shitter and 'give birth to a sailor.'
by Mark C. September 15, 2005
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