by johnadamsshatthebed November 10, 2018

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers
by Hezik November 19, 2022

by Lee Kick March 24, 2021

by Mundee05 July 26, 2019

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.
by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009

When you ask your barber for a low taper fade and instead he braids your head hair and ass hair and carries you like a suitcase and then proceeds to flickergoon and cum Inside your ass
by Lebombom February 18, 2025

He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick
by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022
