alaskan beanie

A sexual gesture consisting of gently placing your prolapsed anus upon your partners forehead.

Gee whiz, Dan, the wife gave me one heck of an Alaskan beanie last night.

by SpitOnDeFakeKween January 18, 2018

Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.

“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”

by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022

Alaskan Bullworm

The act of snorting sperm directly from the head of a penis.

“I was with Jennie last night and she gave me an Alaskan Bullworm, almost choked on it”

by illvminavt May 15, 2021

alaskan crabwalk

The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.

“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.

“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.

by definitely_not_nave April 15, 2018

alaskan unibrow

Tying two peoples pubic hair together to transfer crabs from one person to another.

Hey Larry! tonight wanna share crabs? Let’s do the alaskan unibrow.

by DriedAir February 08, 2023

Alaskan Blowdryer

When you shit on someones face and blow on it while eating cake.

Yo man my girl just gave me an Alaskan Blowdryer.

by FartFuckington December 19, 2018

alaskan trampoline

A sex move, in which a man throws a woman on edge of the bed and thrust his penis in her vagina whilst motorboating her tits.

She had such huge tits I couldn't stop my self from giving her an "alaskan trampoline".

by AlaskanMan April 17, 2016