Thanks Team

A sarcastic response to unhelpful/irritating/mocking behaviour from a group of friends. Usually when you are in a bit of a pickle and are given terrible suggestions.

1: ah no, I've got a report due in like 20 minutes!!
2: haha idiot
3: should have thought about that earlier you tit
4: why don't you just walk in naked?

1: thanks team.

by 1234Steeev4321 December 9, 2010

Thank YEWWWWW

Thanking someone sarcastically and or in a girly pop slay way.

person 1 "Bitch u ugly as fuck"

person 2 "girl ik you are NOTT talking to me with that triple chin... k bye now thank YEWWWWW"

by vengancc September 15, 2023

thanks ig

The worst answer after a compliment

"You're really good at drums"
"...thanks ig"

by Séan Miller February 22, 2022

Thanks for the Concern

The polite way to say "fuck off" to someone who has shown concern about a problem you're having when you don't want them in your business. Often used when you just wanted to rant about how horrible your life is rather than do anything about it, or when you hadn't intended for the news of your problem to reach this person. Almost always followed by an explanation of how you have everything under control now.

"Thanks for the concern, but I've got it under control now."

by Amateur Slanger July 3, 2012

Thank you

The opposite of fuck you.

Thank you, cunt.

by Pawn of Sex June 2, 2016

thanks rob

A sarcastic 'thanks' to any random statement, fact or utterance.

From South Africa

1: "Hey you know tomorrow is a bank holiday?"

2: "Thanks Rob"

by DOOM808 October 26, 2020

thanks b

"Thanks bro" or "Thanks babe" depending on who you are saying it to. The term is gender fluid!

Nick texts, "Have a good night bro! Talk to you tomorrow"
Trent responds, "Thanks b"
*Trent is referring to b as bro*

Amanda texts, " Goodnight babe! Love you!!"
John replies, "thanks b! love you too"
*John is referring to b as babe or baby*

by CarokineBaskinSux February 13, 2023