Talking to text

When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.

Guy:You said you were coming over tonight.

Girl: What? Are you talking to text?

by Peach pleasure March 19, 2019

text grenade

An sms that prompts the start of a text war. Typically done by cowardly people who avoid conflict in person and/or on the phone.

Jillian: Lisa just sent a text grenade to Ben.

Kevin: What'd she say?
Jillian: "I'm pregnant, and it's not yours. :-p"
Kevin: Oh snap!

by Thunder Stone October 13, 2014

Mitty Text

When you don't just write a text, you write a freaking novel, a WALL of TEXT. It's quite inexcusable and obnoxious the amount of material you or he/she just sent.

Guy 1 - "No I just woke up. I'll call the bank after class. About the kitchen tho. When I came back the pan with oil was mine and a piece of trash was mine. None of the dishes were mine I know he wants to start using our kitchen bc homeless boy is dirty. He has said that he is going to put dishes in our sink for the dish washer (I told him he can't do that). Plus I have caught homeless boy leaving a dish in our sink. Were any of those dishes/glasses yours? Mitty Text"

Guy 2 - "Work son"

by Hurdsauce October 31, 2011

Fake-A-Text

To pretend to text (or in some cases just use your phone) in an awkward moment. More common among teenage girls then anyone else really.

Omg last night was sooo awkward with Jack so I basically Faked-A-Text the whole date!

or

Girl 1- OMG this is sooo awkward what should i do???
Girl 2- Fake-A-Text duh!!

by xSamxYeahx December 20, 2010

Ghetto Texting

The act of purposely misspelling words even though your phone auto corrects it for you just for the sake of showing how uneducated you can be

Why does this bitch keep ghetto texting me. I don't even know what this mean, I'm white. "I wuz hoping u wuld pik meh up lata kk bi :)"

by PooPooFaceMcgee August 28, 2011

whisper text

A text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. Normally used to talk about someone "behind their back" when they're actually right in front of you.

Matt was being a complete douche, but I didn't want to say it out loud so I whisper texted it to Nickie.

by PohTayToez July 13, 2009

Text Limbo

Where text messages go when they become delayed for unknown reasons. Usually the source of great frustration when they arrive many hours late.

1. I was hook up with that girl but my messages were getting trapped in text limbo.
2. Eric's messages got out of text limbo at 5am and woke me up.

by Tsombie January 18, 2009