tea canister

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?

by Craq September 12, 2005

Herpies Tea

A very weak tea, as made by people in the office who drink out of rubbish mugs that look like they've never been washed

Tony: hey, did katie make you a tea?
Paul: yeah, it was a proper Herpies tea....

by hamboner2013 March 27, 2013

Tea toweling

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.

My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.

by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019

tea bro

A deeply emotional and almost religious attachment between two co-workers who make tea together, never alone.

Yo Tea bro, fancy a cuppa tea?

by teabro May 20, 2016

tea wanker

A person who is originated from England.

A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?

Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!

by wanking January 18, 2018

A current A tea

A rip off of a 'popular' t.v news show called 'A current a fair' that no one likes.

JerOmee: Have you heard of that new show called 'A current A tea'?
CamOron: You mean the news/tea show a bunch of ugly looking kids made?
JerOmee: Yes!
CamOrOn: OMG, I LOVE THAT SHOW.

by Squidwordscooldaddy January 10, 2020

Cumble Tea

Bubble Tea + Cum = Cumble Tea

Boy : Hey dude have you tried the new "cumble tea"?
Friend : Dude are you gay?
Boy : No. Why?
Friend : Cuz my only girlfriend drinks it.
Boy : Why's that?
Friend : Cuz buy yourself some random ass Bubble Tea, then you tell your girl to suck u off then shoot it in the Bubble Tea, dude now u get y its gay?
Boy : Ohhhhh kkkkkk.........................

by Pavilon Cat August 14, 2020