A musical work written by Jacques Offenbach; it exults the lives of famed Hollywood actors Dustin L. and Philip S.
The Tales of Hoffman were written by an excellent musician, excellent musician. Yeah, he's an excellent musician; he was my MAIN MAN way back when. Jeopardy is on at eight.
by QuacksO April 21, 2019
Get the Tales of Hoffmanmug. He listened respectfully at first, filled with compassion, tears forming in his eyes as she narrated having been abandoned as an infant, left in a dumpster high in the Sierra-Nevadas, rescued by dumpster-diving circus riders who put her, untethered, on the back of a jumping stallion every night till she was sixteen. Years later, escaping one night off the coast of San Diego she waded into the ocean, hoping to end it all, only to be netted by Tijuana shrimp fishermen who forced her to peel shrimp for years in a rickety boat, the best life she's ever known, before falling overboard in a hurricane and washing ashore in San Francisco at the precise moment an 7.4 earthquake hit. How she got to the Greyhound station in Sparks she was still unclear, and could he spare a hundred bucks to help her find her rightful family, whom, she believed, might at this moment be remorsefully searching for her on the outskirts of Death Valley. By now dry-eyed and stone-hearted, he reached into his wallet for a five, which he slipped into the outer pocket of her spangled handbag and, not looking back, hopped quickly onto his bus while she prattled on with her Tale of Whoa!
by Monkey's Dad July 6, 2021
Get the Tale of Whoa!mug. Jacob, did you know that mangosteen is like the strongest antioxidant and its the cure fore everything?
Wax Luer, yeah right beefy thats just another beefy tale!
Wax Luer, yeah right beefy thats just another beefy tale!
by The biggest of all cats November 7, 2017
Get the beefy talemug. A person you would love to be around. She can be very complicated, bit if you first understand her and her meanings, you would change your mind.
Tale can be hard to get, bit if you first get her you would never los her form your life.
Tale can be hard to get, bit if you first get her you would never los her form your life.
by Catrin Hansen October 10, 2018
Get the Talemug. by Megalovania June 13, 2022
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Get the ho-talemug. by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
Get the redneck fairy-talesmug.