HOWE did he make stitches so fast???

He used his newly-invented sewing machine (duh!).

In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"

by QuacksO April 5, 2019

The Wichita Switcheroo

When a straight man initiates a sexual encounter with a gay man.

"I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."

by William T. Brasky April 21, 2021

red roof switcheroo

The act, known as the "Red Roof Switcheroo" but often shortened to just "Switcheroo," is a playful and mischievous action that originated in a hotel establishment and has since spread to various accommodations. This cheeky maneuver involves booking a room with two beds, designating one bed exclusively for romantic escapades or personal exploration and the other strictly for restful slumber. The purpose of the Switcheroo is to maintain the illusion of an undisturbed sleep environment while still indulging in amorous adventures or self-discovery. Though its origins can be traced back to the Red Roof Inn, this whimsical act has transcended its initial location, becoming a lighthearted and unconventional practice enjoyed not only by couples looking to add a touch of novelty to their hotel stays but also by individuals seeking a unique experience of personal exploration.

Booked a double queen room instead of a king bed so I could red roof switcheroo. Going to have fun in one and sleep in the other.

by Thegrinch969 March 30, 2023

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme

When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.

"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"

by SpikingThePuns July 1, 2016

swatches

When someone has Sweat patches

I have really bad swatches

by LEgodestROYer November 7, 2018

switcher

A swinger. In Europe a someone who switches is the same as someone who swings.

If someone asks "Do you want to switch?" It means switch partners. Hence they might be a switcher.

by DC350 November 1, 2007

Flipper Switcher

A remote control or clicker used for a T.V. or stereo.

Have you seen the flipper switcher for the tv?

by Claire December 8, 2003