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When you arrive on board your cruise ship and you find out that Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are also on board and you're like "buckle up - this is going to be a bumpy ride."
HEATHER: "Oh god, Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are on board."
ADAM: "SWEET! Looks like we scored tickets to the Swift Cruise!"
by Shmiggens March 2, 2017
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SILF

Slug I'd Like to Fuck
Slug as in a woman's damp pussy
Look at that girl over there, what a SILF.
I want you to rub your slug all over my bald head.
by seacull16 June 16, 2018
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Swifted

When someone is super high on painkillers.
Person 1: *mumbles* I am so swifted right now.
Person 2: I’m so swifted too.
by L.C.F. {55124} October 17, 2021
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stilf

mr ______ is such a stilf. he’s such a good science teacher and i wanna fuck him.
by chocolatecupcake December 1, 2021
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Swiftardation

A phenomenon in mainstream media of generating terabytes of pointless and absolutely useless data about Taylor Swift and/or her (usually mindless) fans. Dumber and less dignified behavior or comments about anything related to her get, more likely they will gain media attention.
Swiftardation might even absorb the journalists who have to write about her for living and even as an adult and more or less serious person, one might come across articles where her greatness and songwriting importance are unironically exaggerated.

Also it is not excluded that Taylor Swift is by some misanthropic journalists mentioned everywhere simply to create friction with people who were listening to music before 2005 and are aware that both music and poetry exist for at least 5000 years.
A: I read about Taylor Swift on grown up persons' portals every single day. They proclaimed her greater than Shakespeare, Baudelaire, Mozart and who knows who already.

B: Peak Swiftardation. I bet John the Evangelist is going down next lmao.
by Turbo Baja September 18, 2023
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Phil Swift

A MOTHAFUCKIN GOD
by TherealPhilSwift October 22, 2018
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Phil swift

it even works under water
phil swift here with flex tape slap it on my but
by voicetrollz September 18, 2019
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