Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

swift skatepark

A skate park in Vancouver, Washington that was built in 1998 far lack of a skate park in the area besides Burnside in Portland, Oregon. The park is rough and could have been a lot better but the locals make do with what they got and they absolutely shred and they love that park and will do anything to keep it around for future generations. The park has some locals/locs who have been there since day one and still skate it and you are very likely to come across some of them if you decide to go there

Bro 1"Hey bro lets go skate VNC"
Bro 2 "Nah dude fuck VNC lets go skate swift skatepark and see what the locs are up too"
Bro 1 "im fucking down. SWIFT 4 LIFE"

by SWIFT LOCS 4 LIFE June 23, 2019

Comper Swift

A plane model that is literally impossible to build

Mr. Knuth asked us to build a comper swift... FUCK THAT

by Hitman1914 April 27, 2010

t swift

"da real MVP," someone reliable and consistent, one who always delivers

My quite handsome doctor just informed all my results were good within hours of seeing him, and I was so happy that I did the macarena and told him he was t swift!!!!

by kiwi farting in the wind August 6, 2023

Phil swift

The man who made the internet

Phil swift heroically tried to save the titanic with his flex tape and glue! But did not succeed

by Griminatar June 27, 2019

Taylor Swift

A girl that goes through more boyfriends then I go through Dr Pepper .

Girlfriend:Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend!
Boyfriend: I have more Dr Pepper cans.

by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 5, 2023

Swift Trucker

The worst driver imaginable. They should be paying Swift to drive.

Ben: Hey, did you see that truck in a ditch? I hope they're ok.
John: Yeah, it said Swift on the side.
Ben: Never mind, dumbass Swift Trucker never went to driving school.

by not a swift trucker March 28, 2022